Spicy Takes
Hot opinions only.
Ghosted after a great date or told exactly why they're not into you?
- Be ghosted
- Brutal honesty
Would you rather win every argument and be disliked or lose every argument and be popular?
- Win and be disliked
- Lose and be popular
Would you rather be the smartest person in every room or the most popular?
- The smartest, but…
- The most popular, but…
Would you rather be a chronic people-pleaser or stay brutally honest at all times?
- Chronic people-pleaser
- Brutally honest
Accidentally send a private rant to your boss or your entire family?
- To your boss
- To your family
Win a world championship but embarrass yourself on live TV, or lose with your dignity intact?
- Win and be embarrassed
- Lose with dignity
Which matters more: honesty that hurts or kindness that misleads?
- Honest and hurtful
- Kind and misleading
Ordering tap water at a fancy restaurant. Socially acceptable or incredibly tacky?
- Socially acceptable
- Incredibly tacky
Would you rather know every secret your friends have or have every secret of yours revealed?
- Know their secrets
- Reveal your secrets
Would you rather always be the soberest person at the party or the drunkest?
- The soberest person
- The drunkest person
Would you rather be able to read your partner’s mind or let them read yours?
- Read their mind, but…
- They read yours, but…
Share every embarrassing detail of your life online for laughs and connection, or stay mysterious but risk being forgotten?
- Post everything, stay funny, but…
- Stay private and mysterious, but…
Which is more embarrassing: getting caught in a lie or being the one who believed it?
- The caught liar
- The gullible believer
Settle it once and for all…
- A hotdog IS a sandwich
- A hotdog is NOT a sandwich
Reclining your seat on a short flight. Total right or totally rude?
- It's my right
- It's totally rude
Brutal honesty or extreme politeness. Which makes for a better society?
- Brutal honesty
- Extreme politeness
Be the most attractive person in the room or the funniest person in the room?
- The most attractive, but…
- The funniest, but…
The world’s spiciest pepper dares you…
- Take the bite, but…
- Politely decline, but…
Would you rather know…
- The exact date you’ll die
- Exactly how you’ll die
Would you rather…
- Eat your safe, favourite meal
- Spin for a mystery lifetime food rule
Your dream job calls…
- Triple your salary, but…
- Keep your salary, but…
Would you rather...
- Reply to work messages whenever you see them
- Ignore every work message outside working hours
Would you rather...
- Give completely honest feedback even when it sounds harsh
- Soften your feedback to protect someone's feelings
Would you rather...
- Publicly claim credit when your work gets overlooked
- Let the whole team share credit for your best idea
Would you rather...
- Become close friends with the people you work with
- Keep your work life and personal life separate
Hot take time…
- Pineapple absolutely belongs on pizza
- Pineapple on pizza is a crime
Would you rather…
- Forced to say exactly what you think, always
- Physically unable to lie ever again
The group chat is on fire…
- Take the blame to keep the peace, but…
- Name who actually did it, but…
Would you rather…
- Always be 10 minutes early
- Always be 10 minutes late
Would you rather…
- Keep your most embarrassing secret safe
- Spin to reveal a random truth about yourself